straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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elizabitchtaylor:

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

i keep seeing this post on my dash and I’ve been trying to ignore it, but are all the twentysomethings I follow ignoring that this was written by a teenager about adult men? To the teenagers, i’m not trying to sound like a big sister here, but any adult male/older man who would even CONSIDER dating a teenager is not only a complete disaster, but a fucking predator.

The good news is that dating DOES get easier when you’re past your teenage years and it is safe to fantasize about hot older celebrities.

But I am begging my peers not to normalize this shit and not to let teens, people we should be looking out for, think that older men dating minors is acceptable.

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